And the winner is...

Nearly 3 months of marriage and we are already two old farts sitting around playing Scrabble.

Guess who rocked the score on the right?! 

(Hint: the same person who rocked the 44-point word, "extended.")

No man wound story should ever begin with the word "kitty"

But this one does.

Taste the Rainbow

If there were a prize for the colored-est runner in the race, 

Ryan Myles would have won it, hands down. 

For some reason, colored cornstarch turned Ryan into a 60-year-old homeless man with caked up wrinkles. You only get this way by kneeling in front of a 5 gallon drum of powder and asking for it to be dumped in your face...with your mouth open.